Total Medals Earned: 439 (From 85 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,475 Points
Medals Earned: 5/7 (140/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (70/330 points)
Buy whiskey for your mum.
Return the frisbee to the lazy kids.
Find the seeds to give to Pearl.
Dat cow dun be tippered.
Pick 21 strawberries from the strawberry field in 12 seconds.
Return the dog to the blind man.
Build a friend for $24.99
Medals Earned: 2/9 (20/360 points)
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Your very first bronze!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/140 points)
Kill yourself with a Red Barrier!
Collect three Golden Harpoons!
Kill a Slimy with your Harpoon.
Collect six Golden Harpoons!
Watch this mysterious stranger blink.
Kill yourself with your own Harpoon!
Collect the Golden Harpoon found in Scary Places.
Collect the last of every goldfish out there in the void.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
You survived being shot down in the woods, grats!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/140 points)
Kill the Hydra Boss 1 time (Game A)
Score 90.000+ without being hit (Game B)
Kill the Hydra Boss 4 times in a row, without failing any QTE (Game A)
Kill the Hydra Boss 7 times in a row (Game A)
Medals Earned: 5/7 (30/65 points)
Use a chainsaw
3x dead
First time dead
Completing a level without accident
Help Harry find his way home
Medals Earned: 7/10 (35/115 points)
Beat Level1
Beat LEvel 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Last more than 150 seconds in challenge mode.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Fail 20 times
Kill 20 farmers
Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Block 20 volleys of arrows
Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Block 20 duelists
Dodge 10 rider attacks
Jump 20 hoplites
Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Unlock all armor
Outrun 10 riders
Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Complete Story mode
Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Complete hardcore mode
Unlock all game modes
Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?